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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:52
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What to know about nerve pain and tingling hands and feet - The Washington Post
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
These U.S. States Have the Highest Rates of Dementia - Gizmodo
No, not a chance
So they tried
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Then came..
Why do men think all women are the same?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
These Diabetes Drugs Are Finding New Life as an Antiaging Hack - WSJ
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.